PLAYING WITH WORDS
Last night I dreamt I wrote The Lord of the Rings. Then I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep
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Why does Sweden have barcodes on all of its ships? So they can Scan-di-navy-in.
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What pencil did Shakespeare write with?
2B.
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Who’s the King of the classroom? The ruler.
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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y.
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Last night my classroom was broken into and all of the dictionaries were stolen. I’m lost for words.
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I’ve never met a three, but I have… "metaphor".
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You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be "stationary".
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I’ve been working on a Scandinavian joke. But it’s not quite "Finnish".
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What do you call a belt made from watches? A "waist" of time.
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- Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
- For being “out standing” in his field.
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- What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
- "Philippe Philoppe."
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke him on.
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- I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!- Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you.
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- I will always tell you to follow your dreams, but I’ll never let you sleep in class.
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