(Because he was wrapped up in himself!)
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
(A dead end!)
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
(Because people are dying to get in!)
What room is useless for a ghost?
(A living room!)
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
(Fish and ships!)
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
(Lazy bones!)
Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
(Because he was a pain in the neck!)
What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at first bite!)
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
(A blood test!)
What's the problem with twin witches?
(You can't tell which witch is which!)
What do witches ask for at hotels?
(Broom service!)
Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt rotten!)
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
(Straw-berries!)
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
(Because he was out standing in his field!)
Why are vampires tough to get along with?
(Because they can be a pain in the neck!)
Do you know how to make a witch itch?
(You take away the w!)
What subject in school is easy for a witch?
(Spell-ing!)
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
(Because he couldn't find any body to go with him!)
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
(No body!)
What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
(A bloodhound!)
Which witch is good when it's dark?
(A lights-witch!)
What animal is best at baseball?
(A bat!)
Why don't bats live alone?
(They like to hang out with their friends!)
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